What the chops??

That's right!

Now you too can have your say!

Anyone,

Anytime,

Anywhere

Can have your say here on Blabberchops!

Don't be shy! Come on and learn the Blabberchops way, Blabberchops style!

And here's just a few reasons why:

1. It's hip
2. It's rad
3. It expands your vocabulary
4. And it's simply the right thing to do.

And now here's this weeks lesson in Blabberchops!

Scenario one: The party push off.

You're at a party and this totally fly gentleman (or lady, whatever) sidles up to you and goes

"So, you're like, totally like, hot." (clearly they have a terribly limited vocabulary, you should direct them to this web site)

But you think to yourself 'hang on, he/she doesn't seem completely on the level'

So you say "Dude! Are you taking the chops?" (note - the abbreviated 'chops is used when one is the absolute of cool)

Translation: Are you kidding me?

Scenario two: The too cool for schooloff.

Your hairs slicked back, you got a fag hanging outa your lip-glossed mouth, and quite frankly your too cool to even breathe if the air ain't filled with some kinda toxic pollutant.

You go to a bar - a hip, movin' joint in the heart of the shadiest suburb your cab drivers prepared to go into - you nonchalantly stroll up to the bar in your fishnets, mini skirt and leather jacket. The bar man goes "So, would you like a drink you hot hunk of womanhood" and you casually reply, without so much as removing that cigarette from your lips "That'd be choptastic"

Translation: That'd be fantastic

End of lesson two

This is J.R. Blabberchops, signing out.

Have a Blabberchops day!