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Thats enough flamin' effort for one day... now it's up to you guys.
We've been so accomodating in allowing you guys the right to retort, so there will be no nasty business to be had! NOT ON MY WATCH anyways.

Take it away for you will find our unique insight provides all the answers to lifes most challenging questions.
For instance (you say)? Why oh why does daylight savings exist? And why oh why is there a freckle on my palm?

P.S. Real nerds may reply!

(In case you were wondering what constitutes for "you guys" the answer would have to be any one of our myriad of readers who would like to discuss anything of little to no value to the greatest and most glorified political debates of all time.)
That was a mouthful now give us an earfull!

But remember - no nasty bastards!
J.R. Blabberchops