Conspiracy theory #2 - The disappearance of Frankenfurt Incognito

A true story by J.R. Blabberchops

In a quiet street of a quiet town rests a house of disproportionate intrigue.
Inside this house there once dwelled a man of average interest, who mowed the lawns regularly, kept up his homes appearance, and worked, quite like me, at a local news paper.
Now around ten years ago this man of average interest was to win a car. How is unknown and unimportant, but this man devotedly would wash this car once a week, and although he had another car and in fact did not drive the car he had won, he gave it the only spot undercover, while his other car he left to the mercy of the elements. This new car of his he fitted with sun visors inside every window, although the heat inside it was of little importance as he never entered it or drove it.
Around seven years ago this man, Frankenfurt incognito, stopped washing his car once a week, he stopped mowing his lawn, in fact he stopped doing anything in that house at all.
Now, seven years later, this man's car lies rusted and forgotten on his driveway, now left to the elements while his garage lies a lonely void, his lawn is overgrown and bedraggled and his balcony rails tumble to the ground beneath them as the termites eat their very marrow. Old stacks of mail pile up around his mailbox like discarded love notes from a happier time and his curtains always stay shut.
Of course he is often the topic of late night discussions and Christmas dinner banter, but what really happened within the four walls of Frankenfurt incognito's once humble home?
Why would a man of average to high intelligence, with a steady job, leave his house in a prominent area of an upper class suburb to ruin? What tangled web of mayhem and deceit had forced this situation into its current state of forgotten chaos?
Is this the woeful tale of a man driven to madness by betrayal of a woman or a much more sinister plot of neighbor's conspiring to cover up his disappearance in order to claim his fortune and how oh how did Frankenfurt Incognito come to own and then abandon his now derelict house?
J.R.Blabberchops finds the answers!
Stay tuned to hear all the twists and turns of this true story of lost love, betrayal and uncollected fortune.

- Sincerely yours, J.R. Blabberchops.