What's chopstastic?

SCARLET CANDLES - that's what! Stumbled accross these little beauties during an internet rampage the other day. They're sexy candles that create hot massage oil as they burn. Nice, no? YES! Go to www.scarletcandles.com and check em out. Don't be shy!
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Places to go this new years

The Book of Luke - http://thebookofluke.blogspot.com/

This site gets the Blabberchops one thubs up and is on the verge of making me extend my second thumb. I'd visit it, so why not you?

DY-NO-MITE!

CHOPTASSTIC!

Movies that get the blabberchops two thumbs up - New York minute.
It's hip, it's rad, it deserves notable mention or SOMETHING damn it! Anything withtwins, a mexican hairless dog and hijinx is HOT with Blabberchops!

lOVES IT!

From the pen of J.R. Blabberchops

What the chops??

That's right!

Now you too can have your say!

Anyone,

Anytime,

Anywhere

Can have your say here on Blabberchops!

Don't be shy! Come on and learn the Blabberchops way, Blabberchops style!

And here's just a few reasons why:

1. It's hip
2. It's rad
3. It expands your vocabulary
4. And it's simply the right thing to do.

And now here's this weeks lesson in Blabberchops!

Scenario one: The party push off.

You're at a party and this totally fly gentleman (or lady, whatever) sidles up to you and goes

"So, you're like, totally like, hot." (clearly they have a terribly limited vocabulary, you should direct them to this web site)

But you think to yourself 'hang on, he/she doesn't seem completely on the level'

So you say "Dude! Are you taking the chops?" (note - the abbreviated 'chops is used when one is the absolute of cool)

Translation: Are you kidding me?

Scenario two: The too cool for schooloff.

Your hairs slicked back, you got a fag hanging outa your lip-glossed mouth, and quite frankly your too cool to even breathe if the air ain't filled with some kinda toxic pollutant.

You go to a bar - a hip, movin' joint in the heart of the shadiest suburb your cab drivers prepared to go into - you nonchalantly stroll up to the bar in your fishnets, mini skirt and leather jacket. The bar man goes "So, would you like a drink you hot hunk of womanhood" and you casually reply, without so much as removing that cigarette from your lips "That'd be choptastic"

Translation: That'd be fantastic

End of lesson two

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Have a Blabberchops day!

The Blabberchops Express

Do you love talking? Do you love Blabberchops?

Well here's a way to combine the two!

Now, not only can you talk about Blabberchops, you can talk 'Blabberchops!' - the striking new language taking the world by storm.

In London to the gay Paris, hip young art students are talking 'Blabberchops!' in smoky bars and cafe's.

You see I, J.R. have led a fulfilling life, rich in contoversy and intrigue. But still something was missing.
So one night, that seemed to bleed into every other, I was singing 'Cry me a river' for the umpteenth time. And then, as if hit by forces unseen, I was struck with a moment of mental clarity - I need my own language! So thereby it was created.
Word spread pretty fast. Soon EVERYBODY was talking about this brave new language brought about by one seemingly unknown jazz musician in a seedier part of town.
And now you can speak it too! Read on to learn more................

crash course in 'Blabberchops!'

Use in everyday conversation - ie:

When ending a phone call conclude by say 'Have a Blabberchops day!' - and then promptly direct them to this website.
(this can be used at work too. Don't be afraid of your boss. How dare he tell you what to do!)

When someone tells a story rich in intrigue or conspiracy you can join in by saying 'Wow! What a Blabberchops experience!' - and then promptly direct them to this website.

When somebody makes a quirky comment or you see something absolutely hilariously fantastic you may say - 'How Blabberchops is that!' - and then promptly direct them to this website.


And it doesn't stop there! There's a Blabberchops saying fit for EVERY situation!

Come back next week to learn more, OR if you have a particular scenario in which you would like a Blabberchops saying to be inserted please leave a description in the comments below and I, J.R. Will endeavor to be of service.

Thank you for your unending support.

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The return of the Chops!

Due to the unprecedented and overwhelming appreciation for the daily tattler, I, J.R. Blabberchops will be returning soon with more of the latest news and reviews from the point of view that is mine.

Thank you to my avid and loyal readers for opening your hearts to one such as I, for it certainly is a bright day when someone stands up and takes note of an infinitesimal voice in the cacophony of wailing that is modern press.

For now I bid you good night, but for tomorrow - I will be back!

So watch this space


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